Institute for the Study of Pointless Metrics

communication·Published 2025-06

Slack Reaction Emoji Frequency and Strategic Document Length: An Inverse Relationship

Principal investigator: Dr. Percival Ashcombe, Chief Research Officer.

0.21.83.44.96.51.1k3.3k5.5k7.6k9.8kMean Slack reaction emojis per message (team average) (count per message)Mean strategic document word count (words)r = -0.83p < 0.001n = 2,140
Figure 1. Mean Slack reaction emojis per message (team average) versus Mean strategic document word count. n = 2,140.
Teams that use more Slack reaction emojis per message produce significantly shorter strategic planning documents.

Methodology

Two thousand one hundred and forty teams across 318 organizations agreed to share anonymized Slack metadata and the word counts of their five most recent strategic planning documents with the Institute's research division. Emoji frequency was computed as the total number of message reactions divided by the total number of messages in a ninety-day window. Strategic document length was averaged across all qualifying documents per team. Teams without at least three qualifying strategic documents were excluded, a criterion that disqualified 22% of the original cohort.

Funding disclosure: Funded by a productivity software research consortium that requested the data be segmented by emoji category, a request the Institute declined.

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Full citation

Ashcombe, P. (2025). Slack Reaction Emoji Frequency and Strategic Document Length: An Inverse Relationship. Institute for the Study of Pointless Metrics. r = -0.83, p < 0.001, n = 2,140.