Institute for the Study of Pointless Metrics

Institute Policy

Privacy Policy

§1Data We Observe

The Institute observes data during advisory engagements, credentialing cohorts, and routine operation of instruments returned for calibration. Observations are retained in the Institute's notional correlation index and are not generally indexable by the observed party.

§2Data We Decline to Observe

The Institute declines to observe any variable whose collection would require informed consent in more than one jurisdiction.

§3How We Process Your Observations

Observations are converted into x-values or y-values, plotted, and forgotten. If a correlation emerges, it is assigned to a principal investigator on a rotating basis. If none emerges, the observation is composted with the rest.

§4Cookies, and Also Crumbs, Which We Also Measure

The Institute's web property sets cookies for operational reasons it cannot precisely enumerate. It does not measure crumbs, but reserves the right to do so in future research.

§5Third Parties

The Institute shares data with third parties only where such sharing would itself be correlable with an outcome of research interest. Present third parties: zero.

§6Data Retention

Data is retained for the life of the Institute, plus one fiscal year.

§7Your Right to Be Forgotten by the Correlation Index

You may request removal from the Institute's correlation index by filing an observation (see /contact). Requests are reviewed on the first Thursday of each quarter. Most are granted.

§8Children

The Institute does not knowingly measure children. If we are measuring your child, a competent adult should intervene.

§9Changes to This Policy

This policy is revised annually, or when the Institute notices it has changed its mind.

Last updated when we last remembered to update it.