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All Products
Twelve products, five categories. Every item is issued by the Institute and bears the seal. Availability and pricing reflect the current operating plan.
Instruments
Precision apparatus for quantifying intangibles at rest and in motion.
ISPM Model 12-D
The Synergy Obelisk
Three brass needle gauges. Zero network connections. Total clarity.
$895
Publications
Peer-reviewed reports and our annual indexed compendium of correlations.
ISPM Publication Series, Annual Subscription
The Quarterly Synergy Density Report
Four issues per year. PDF delivery. The Institute seal on every cover.
$395 / year
ISPM Annual Reference Edition
The Correlation Almanac
312 spurious correlations, indexed by variable. 600+ pages.
$149
Advisory Services
On-site engagements and ongoing coaching retainers.
ISPM Advisory Engagement, Half-Day
KPI Vibe Audit
Two fellows. 47 intangibles. 80 pages of findings you cannot act on.
$4,500
ISPM Advisory Retainer, Monthly
Correlation Coaching
Weekly 1:1 sessions. No actionable insights. By design.
$2,800 / mo
Credentialing
The Certified Pointless Metrics Practitioner™ program.
ISPM Credential Program, 8-Week Cohort
Certified Pointless Metrics Practitioner™
Eight weeks to certification in the measurement of the immeasurable.
$2,495
Certified Merchandise
Official Institute-issued objects, each bearing the seal.
ISPM Certified Merchandise, Series 1
Personal Brand Alignment Sticker Pack
12 vanity-URL QR stickers. One for every water bottle occasion.
$24
ISPM Certified Merchandise, Series 2
Certified Measured™ Wall Plaque
Your name. A real r-value. The Institute seal. Framed.
$129
ISPM Certified Merchandise, Series 3
Pocket Ruler for Intangibles
Non-linear units only. Ships with calibration card.
$39
Total catalog: 12 products. Any item not shown is currently embargoed pending review.